Consensus

Here's a funny blog about Kim (the Jong Il, not the Kardashian).

How to sell shoes

Jocul numerelor (II)

8 din 10 femei si-ar schimba samponul in Fa Nutriskin. 

Si totusi de ce nu o fac, domnule copywriter?

Gand cu Osama

Daca Osama bin Laden ar fi jucat intr-un musical, stiti cum s-ar fi chemat?
Unora le place Hajj-ul!

Beautiful Swear Words

via Laur.

How to sell 2000 billboards

Well, let's say you've got a friend who's a doomsday profet and he convinces his 200 million fans that they should invest some money into letting people know all about those earthquakes and that big famine that will come... sounds a little far fetched, isn't it? :) More here.

Eu cand vreau sa fuhrer, fuhrer!

Constantin AG Film bans the popular Der Untergang parody channel, based on their movie :)

Urmatorul Vadim Tudor

"[...] Ca si aventura, fiind un scufundator cu brevet, a participat, copil fiind, si la realizarea unor filme –“ Toate panzele sus” ( el sustinea rechinul din apa) cat si la alte cateva in regia lui Sergiu Nicolaescu."

Iata un domn care si-a luat treaba foarte in serios, antrenandu-se de mic in sustinerea rechinilor. Off topic probabil ca va intrebati cum vor naturaliza pasari flamingo in Herastrau. Raspunsul e aici, ascuns in viziunea paradisiaca a urmatorului Vadim Tudor.

Change (the lyrics)

Cum stau eu asa si mananc varza con carne, domnu' Puya zice la televizor refrenu' la frumoasa melodie "Change":

Tot ce e normal
Pentru ei e banal, deci prost
Nu o sa apari pe post
Daca nu esti gay sau lesbï, n-are rost.

O sa repuiesc ce aveam sa-i zic lu' domnu' Puya, pentru care am tot respectu':

Domnu' Puya, eu va vad pe post
ori sunteti lesbian,
ori textierul e cam prost.

Daca vreti un proof reader
Va dau unul, contra cost.

Ocin Harasho!

How did OK became a word? The answer is here.

Viata bate filmul

Am fost la "Amintiri din Epoca de Aur 2", in The Light. Inainte sa inceapa filmul s-a luat curentul pentru un sfert de ora. Speram sa fie un teasing extrem de destept. N-a fost.

Mungiu, noteaza chestia asta, ca e misto. Poate o faci la seria 3.

Zilele triste ale filmului european

- Aoleo, parca s-au strans toti necajitii in filmul european. Mai lipseau un catzel schiop cersetor si o tzestoasa cu hemoroizi.
- Nu cred ca exista asa ceva.
- Normal ca exista. Ce crezi ca s-a intamplat cu tzestoasele ninja dupa ce au imbatranit?!

Chairman Mao's Little Red Cellphone

llustration for Discovery Network used in promotion of a Ted Koppel documentary on China's emerging middle class, made by Tavis Coburn. Somehow reminds me of another excelent piece: the fake "Kim Jong Il getting the moon" propaganda movie, made by the Onion some time ago :)

Who do you call?

According to the London-based The Future Laboratory think tank, the amount of people arranging to have their cellphones or portable media players buried with them is on the rise, with a family service counselor for Hollywood Forever funeral home and cemetery stating that "it seems that everyone under 40 who dies takes their cellphone with them." Truth be told, the psychology behind it isn't all that odd; after all, in today's world, mobile phones go a long way to connecting one person with other loved ones. Just make sure to not go down with a Vertu or the like - wouldn't want to get unwillingly exhumed, now would we?

via The Inquirer

Cum sa-ti faci o mica agentie de publicitate

Iti iei una mare si astepti. (Banc de la Vamos :)

Food vs. sex

This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up and believe... whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland, and I show you just how deep the rabbit hole goes.

So what should it be: Triferment™ or Viagra™ ?

Gotcha!

"Beware! Cigar stealing penguins."

The Art Round Up

Nathan "Flutebox" Lee and Beardyman@Google and...

Mind Share

Monochrom tried to evaluate the actual power of brands by making Austrian people draw logos from memory. Here is what they got.

Batman, Batman!

Accesul interzis ramelor care se cred Batman.